Taleon Goffney, Gay Porn Actor, Gets Prison Time for Burglary

Taleon Goffney, a gay porn actor, is going to prison, reports the Associated Press. Taleon Goffney was busted last year for breaking into a beauty shop. And now it's time for Taleon Goffney to pay the piper; he pleaded guilty to burglary and criminal conspiracy charges, and, according to The Associated Press, will be going to prison for at least three years.

The Taleon Goffney story would be interesting enough if it were just about a gay porn actor going to prison for burglary.

But the story is a little more interesting than that. Not only did Taleon Goffney commit a series of burglaries in which his modus operandi was to break into stores through their rooftops using a chainsaw and ax, but on a few occasions Taleon Goffney's accomplice was his identical twin brother Keyontyli Goffney, who - get this - is also a gay porn actor who has appeared in gay porn flicks with his brother Taleon Goffney. (You can't make this stuff up).

Erik Shut, of TLA Entertainment Group, told The Associated Press that Taleon Goffney and his twin brother Keyontyli Goffney appear in gay porn flicks under the names Teyon and Keyon.

Shut told The Associated Press that the twins could have had a very bright future in the gay porn business. He said the fact that Taleon and Keyontyli Goffney are identical twins and "incredibly good-looking" is a novelty.

Indeed.

I'm reminded of the late legendary porn actor John Holmes.

He, too, appeared in gay porn films. And he too ran afoul of the law.

John Holmes was born in rural Ohio and, after weathering the storms of an abusive childhood and a stint in the U.S. army, fell into the world of porn. He was the dominant male porn star in the '70s and it is reported that he appeared in an eye-popping 2,300 porn flicks.

But then Holmes' career went into a downward spiral. He started abusing drugs and turned to petty crime as a way to support himself.

He fell in with a bad crowd.

Holmes, along with members "The Wonderland Gang," made the fatal mistake of robbing the home of Eddie Nash, a big-time Los Angeles drug dealer.